if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day
and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets
and i will whisper quietly
"they called me cute"
im not boyish enough to be a boy and im not pretty enough to be a girl im just some sort of weird creature in the middle like a snail
what does this have to do with loki
Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can
Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONCE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK
i am officially in the doormat fandom
I. Want. All. Of these. I don’t even care, I will alternate.
do no trust people who can hurt a video game character’s feelings and not experience a cold, bitter sense of remorse
My mom forgot what feathers were called so she said “bird leaf”