mew-squared:

• In 2009, a man married a video game character
• In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
• In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
• Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
• And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin

please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige

cerastes:

bonjour700:

「アッガイ」/「チェリ」のイラスト [pixiv]

My god I never thought an Acguy hat could look so damn sweet.

icwok:

changing themes is such a traumatic experience

newjerseykannushi:

yuugi:

simonbobx:

1. Put your username in image search.
2. Select “animated” under search tools.
3. Post result.

oh my god

Perfect.

Do you guys realize how great this is.

genosyo:

i want these tattooed on my back

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

commanderpigg:

spackyhulk:

commanderpigg:

Wait, it’s the 22nd today, right?

that means today’s Ash’s unofficial birthday!

happy 27th baby :’)

He’s had 27 babies? O.o

maybe

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D